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Organic Data Transfer by c-t-elder Organic Data Transfer by c-t-elder
"There's a reason I don't date crew, Commander..."
Sure, Joker, that's why you skipped the crew and went straight for the ship. I'm still not sure whether to laugh or get goosebumps around these two. I mean, it's not that weird for a pilot to love his ship... but for the ship to reciprocate? That's some serious stuff. I love both of them though. I really hoped they (plus D&D engineering duo, who also makes a comeback) would both make it back to the game. And they did.

And they deserve a way better art than this. But oh well. I got myself two books on digital painting today, so I'll practice. Uncharted goes next. But after that, I'll probably come back to the Normandy. I loved the third game.

Even though this is not the ending I've chosen (I went with Control), I kind of liked it, too. Even though glowy-eyed Joker creeped the hell out of me. Unlike a lot of people, I'm not hating Bioware for the endings (they could've done better, I missed seeing what happened to the rest of the people I grew to like, but still). I was way too busy to think about computing capacity of an oak leaf to care about plotholes ;)

And, to quote Joker's VA from some three years ago: "I've been jocking to get screen time with Tricia Helfer for a quite a while. I guess it's sad that our first couple in a video game is where she's a disembodied voice..."
Oh, ye of little faith, Seth Green, ye of little faith :D

... now I wonder... since they're both synthetic/organic now... shouldn't this be flagged with mature content? I mean, what if sparks are something really, really explicit from the AI point of view? :P
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ColonelBSacquet Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
What are those things shining on the man's face ? Is he really human ?

"There's a reason I don't date crew, Commander..."
And what would that be, pray tell ?
BRGCruises Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mass Effect mechaphilia lol
TheApostles Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
HA! Fantastic!!!! I also loved the endings :) I chose the green ending, but I didn't think about the computing capacity of an oak leaf! I am now XD Brilliant :)
mosh27 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Student Photographer
turgor256 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
ЛОЛ Джокер хач!
Rosenbraut Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
It's like Asari Sex.
Flag it as Mature content.
GLAD0Sisaspy Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Writer
I suppose when they are together....the sparks really fly!!! *kneeslap*
rebelboy316 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013
EDI: ...GLAD0Sisaspy?
You: Yes EDI?
EDI: That was a very bad joke.
You: I love you too EDI.
GLAD0Sisaspy Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Student Writer
ErmacAuditore Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
"Synthesis" ending?
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